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 13:11 | 21/Aug/2008 |
| CHECK THIS | |
| 100 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Woman . 1. Working / Earning not mandatory.2. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar. 3. We don't have to bother on mobile bills.4. We get out of speeding tickets by crying. 5. We don't have to stand on the queue to get tickets.6. We can sleep our way to the top of the class. 7. We don't have to ...
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| 13:06 | 21/Aug/2008 |
| TEST | |
| Test An old woman had 3 daughters. One day she decided to test her Sons-in-law.One day she was walking along a lakeshore with the first son-in-law. Purposefully, she fell down in the lake and started yelling for help.The first son-in-law jumped into the water and dragged her out into the shore.The next day he found a brand new E Class Mercedes in...
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| 15:21 | 19/Aug/2008 |
| Naugity Jokes | |
| PREGNENT GIRL FRIEND PREGNENT GIRL FRIEND AUR JALE HUE TOAST KO DEKH KAR AAP KYA SOCHTE HAINN ? ??? KAASH EK MINUTE PAHLE NIKAL LIYA HOTA!! ............ ......... ......... ......... ......... ... 5 ChineseChuBuHuFu and Su decided to immigrate to the US .In order to get a visathey had to adapt their names to American standards..Chu became ChuckBu ...
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| 15:17 | 19/Aug/2008 |
| HASTE RAHO | |
| JOKESAn englishman asked Santa, "How far is land"? Santa: 2 KMs. Englishman jumped into sea. Englishman: Now, which direction? Santa: Downwards Two days of powercut in Delhi had made life miserable. Worst affected was Delhi Metro station where families of Santa & Banta were struck for 48 hrs on escalators How did santa tried to kill a bird?? He too...
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| 15:16 | 19/Aug/2008 |
| LOVE | |
| True love This is what True Love is all about:It was a busy morning, approximately 8:30 a.m., when an elderly gentleman in his 80's, arrived to have stitches removed from his thumb. He stated that he was in a hurry as he had an appointment at 9:00 am.I took his vital signs and had him take a seat, knowing it would be over an hour before someone w...
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| 12:49 | 13/Aug/2008 |
| Do't Quit | |
| Don't Quit When things go wrong as they sometimes will;When the road you're trudging seems all uphill;When the funds are low, and the debts are high;And you want to smile, but you have to sigh;When care is pressing you down a bit Rest if you must, but don't you quit. Success is failure turned inside out;The silver tint of the clouds of doubt;An...
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| 12:47 | 13/Aug/2008 |
| HONESTY | |
| HONESTY IS STILL THE BEST POLICY Once a general manager wanted to test his people who had come from all over India, about their values of life. He announced that in their seminar folder, there is PVC pouch and in it there is a seed. When they return, they must put it in a good soil in a pot and look after it very well.He would hold a competition ...
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| 12:42 | 13/Aug/2008 |
| LAWYER | |
| Oh, Those Darn Lawyers Two lawyers, Jon and Amanpreet, head out for their usual 9 holes of golf. Jon offers Amanpreet a $50 bet. Amanpreet agrees and they're off. They shoot a great game. After the 8th hole, Amanpreet is ahead by one stroke, but cuts his ball into the rough on the 9th. ''Help me find my ball. Look over there,'' he says to Jon. A...
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| 17:04 | 11/Aug/2008 |
| INTERLUDES | |
| 24 Interludes of Life 1. Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile. 2. There are moments in life when you really miss someone that you want to pick them up from your dreams and hug them. Hope you dream of that someone. 3. Dream what you want to dream, go where you want to go...
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| 17:02 | 11/Aug/2008 |
| LOGICAL THOUGHTS | |
| SOME LOGICIAL THOUGHTS and STATEMENTS Whenever you find the key to success, someone changes the lock. _____ To Err is human, but to forgive is not a COMPANY policy. _____ The road to success??.. Is always under construction. _____ Alcohol doesn't solve any problems, but if you think again, neither does Milk. _____ In order to get a Loan, you fi...
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| infyteena | 08:51 | 9/Aug/2008 |
| Friends: (107)
| City: Aurangabad
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| openion2 |
| Modification of syllabus in Education system. The syllabus in Education system has to be modified to present current time. More stress to be given to computer knowledge, science, basic essentials like-food,shelter, residence, then natural resource management, security, responcibility. etc Also stress should beshould be given for basics of reproduct...
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| syndi jisha | 09:04 | 9/Aug/2008 |
| Friends: (56)
| City: Delhi
| Interests: student+2, 18yrs....
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| sensation |
| Only lower part of vagina is having sensation, upper part has no sensation. is it so..???
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| Rohan Bellik... | 11:41 | 5/Aug/2008 |
| Friends: (60)
| City: Bangalore
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| DREAMS |
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| I had a dream of a lovely Queen,The day was incomplete without her sight,Her eyes so blue as there was no clue,Her mesmorising look made me think of a book,The book didnt have pages but was filled with the memories of her look,Her soft voice kept me in poised,The way she looked at me was divine,It was a place where i had never been,Then i slowly st...
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| MANISHA | 05:02 | 18/Aug/2008 |
| Friends: (214)
| City: Baroda
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| છે પાનખર નુ સામ્રાજ્ ;ય પણ કૂંપળ હજી ક્યાક ફૂંટે છે;પથરાયē 0; છે &#...
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| sheela rachel | 22:50 | 20/Aug/2008 |
| Friends: (77)
| City: Cochin
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| Laughter-still the best medicine. |
| How many of us had a hearty laugh recently?You may say where do we have the time to laugh in the midst of our busy life.We just don't have enough time for anything..My question is do we need specific time and place to laugh.?What is that blocking us from being pleasant and smiling??Our life style,rather running after money and status pull us from b...
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| Indira Shukla | 09:42 | 2/Jul/2008 |
| Friends: (140)
| City: Hyderabad
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| Be Mine! |
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| Your beauty enchants me and sends me into a trance,My heart skips a beat whenever you give me a glance! When I look into your eyes I can see your faith in me,You give me the courage to rise and the strength to break free. When I hold your hand I can conquer the world I feelAll troubles I can withstand and with every problem I can ...
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| Tapasya Sriv... | 18:33 | 20/Aug/2008 |
| Friends: (55)
| City: Allahabad
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| Collection of leave letters and applicat... |
| This is a collection of leave letters and applications written by people in various places of India... I found it really funny hence sharing with my ILand friends..... 1. Infosys, Bangalore: An employee applied for leave as follows:Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife, please sanction me one-week leave. 2. Thi...
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| MANSI | 12:16 | 31/Jul/2008 |
| Friends: (21)
| City: Bhubaneshwar
| Interests: Music,cricket
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| ZINDAGI |
| CHAHE LELO ZINDAGI KITNE HI IMTIHAN HARENGE NAHI HUM HAS KAR SAHENGE CHAHE DEDO KITNE GUM. DUKHON KE SAGAR MEIN DUBENGE NAHI TEHERKE DIKHLAENGE KITNE HI T UFAN KYUN NA AAYE JAYE.
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| the ambrosia | 23:28 | 13/Aug/2008 |
| Friends: (490)
| City: nomansland
| Interests: at last I am ME.....
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| shhh ...no words tonight I hate words. They tumble musical meaningless, effortless, swift as gushing waters washing away ires igniting fires! I douse all words. let silence speak it has sharper edges expresses and kills lasting effects speak not. I have heard countless professions crying confessions Cried with you woke nights spent eternity al...
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| sandhya kapoor | 18:15 | 21/Jul/2008 |
| Friends: (221)
| City: Uzbekistan
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| EVERY FRIEND IS IMPORTANT FOR ME |
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| EVERY FRIEND IS IMPORTANT FOR ME i am from uzbekistan. i mean mother uzbekistan and father from Punjab India. i am n.r.i. i know languages of russian, uzbek, kyrgyz, english, hindi and punjabi. all languages little bit because i spent few years in indian hostle therefore i have some command in hindi and punjabi, i can read hindi and punjabi if wri...
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| nima pandey | 10:23 | 30/Jul/2008 |
| Friends: (317)
| City: Delhi
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| Amazing Sardar |
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| Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever - What will come first, Chicken or egg? O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first. A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji. He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!" Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U...
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| Meera | 18:48 | 18/Aug/2008 |
| Friends: (83)
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| Final Part of my Trip...Time to come bac... |
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| Woke up at 7:00am on 23rd November….I went and woke Sikku and Ravi as well…..Asked them to get ready as we had to go for the mehendi ceremony….Ravi and Sikku were not keen on attending as it was a All Girls Thing…..I didn’t want to go alone and somehow forced them to come with me….I was dressed in a salwar kameez…. Ravi and Sikku in a pathani…They ...
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| mr.amit_kanu... | 16:04 | 22/Jul/2008 |
| Friends: (1)
| City: Nagpur
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| what is true love |
| College Sex & Love: What is true love? True love: what it is and what it isn't.Find out if you've got the real deal. Find out what to do to get the real McCoy. Try out our short course on "True Love 101".I can picture the day. Rice flying, a limo pulling up to take him and me to the airport, white clusters of flowers on the pews, tears in my mot...
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| Rakshita Verma | 16:49 | 4/Aug/2008 |
| Friends: (684)
| City: Mumbai
| Interests: jokes, poetry, pu...
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| Jee Behlaane Ko... |
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| Haathon ki lakeerein jod rahe theyKadam milaate milaateTere saaye mein khoya mera saayaYun hi kareeb aate aate Phir ek baar teri nazron ne kahaJee behlaane ko ye khayaal achha hai Nazrein churaane meinJo lafz gir jaate hain aksarAaine mein bikharti hunUnhe samet ke is baar Phir jhukti palkon ne bataayaJee behlaane ko ye ...
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| Tear drop | 12:59 | 21/Jul/2008 |
| Friends: (173)
| City: smewer between reality n imagination !!
| Interests: lost.. in a world...
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| sun signs n discipline |
| Sun Signs & discipline Find out who follow, bend and flout rules so you can set them accordingly. Aries: Arians believe we are not made for rules. Instead rules are made for you, for our comfort. So should a rule infringe on their comfort zone, they are ready to say two hoots to it. That’s not to say they flout the rules. They just don’t follow stu...
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| Namrata Sriv... | 12:02 | 17/Aug/2008 |
| Friends: (298)
| City: Kanpur
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| when sadness knows no bound :( |
| Our schedule for next week :( :( :(a blog in itselfHello everyone,We have a hectic schedule next week..Plz check the schedule for the week to come....... and inform everyone about the events/task mentioned. Sunday 17 Aug - No IT class (yippeee ... the only good thing in this whole mail.. bhagwan IT sir ko lambi umar de) Monday 18 Aug - Mar...
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| ant r | 18:08 | 13/Aug/2008 |
| Friends: (207)
| City: Calcutta
| Interests: Just a girl.. duh!
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| The other side.. |
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| Location: Yarpur Slum, Patna, Bihar Average Daily Income per household: Less than Rs 50 Access to Basic Services: Nil Nutrition: 1 meal a day Smile: Intact, Unadulterated
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| Gloria Aurora | 15:04 | 27/May/2008 |
| Friends: (579)
| City: Delhi
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| HEIGHT OF MY FRIENDSHIP I always mail, u don't . HEIGHT OF ISOLATION: Two persons sitting side-by-side using emails to communicate with each other. HEIGHT OF COWARDICE: Two persons fighting through emails.HEIGHT OF HELPLESSNESS: Receiving no emails for a week. HEIGHT OF FRUSTRATION: The email server being down.HEIGHT OF CARELESSNESS: Writing a lov...
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| meeta mehta | 20:36 | 28/Apr/2007 |
| Friends: (179)
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| Just like that |
| Its so strange that while choosing something as big as a life partner , the first thing which is asked for is about the physical appearance of the person.All the newspaper add would be saying "Wanted slim , fair , tall etc etc" .no one ever writes someone whose wise , good at heart , interesting , I mean theres actually so much to look for and ask ...
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| PREETI BOSE | 18:01 | 2/Aug/2008 |
| Friends: (730)
| City: Raipur
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| "Friendship Quotes" |
| Friends are born, not made.Henry AdamsBut if the while I think on thee, dear friend,. All losses are restored and sorrows end.William ShakespeareAll love that has not friendship for its base, Is like a mansion built upon the sand.Ella Wheeler WilcoxIn the rhythm of Life, we sometime find ourselves out of tune, But as long as there are friends to pr...
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| amrut patil | 17:07 | 26/Jul/2008 |
| Friends: (110)
| City: Mumbai
| Interests: singing
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| BILLO BARBER |
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| BILLO BARBERActually i never thought that I would be writing on the topic like this....(Females pls excuse me as they dont have the luxury to keep a beard and they wont like to keep one..!!!!So they wont understand the parody of to shave or not to shave.!!Alaa...Shavesphere!)As I am sporting a french beard now a days not because I am stylo types b...
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| rani mukerjee | 18:53 | 3/Mar/2008 |
| Friends: (155)
| City: Allahabad
| Interests: reading,travelling
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| bye |
| bye guys.i m leaving this iland.thanks for your support.bye.
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| Amiya Lahiri | 08:11 | 3/Aug/2008 |
| Friends: (325)
| City: Pune
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| T V SERIAL |
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| HINDI SOAP OPERA It is a common experience of everybody that if you visit some of your friends or relatives unannounced in the evening, you may find them glued to the TV daily serial. Its TRP rating is rather high. According to study, the ladies in general are crazier about it. I’m an exception. During the broadcast of these serials which p...
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| Skiyajudeen | 19:09 | 20/Aug/2008 |
| Friends: (127)
| City: Chennai(Madras)
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| How? Whats everything? ..Sometimes I feel afraid ,I don’t want to come back again to read my thoughts again, I fear…I fear me myself…my thoughts… my feelings…it seems to make me sad more . I also feel afraid of reading when my friends' s entries that sad the same me… Some friends ever asked me why all of ur entries were full of sorrows ...
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| manisha sharma | 11:43 | 22/Apr/2008 |
| Friends: (432)
| City: Delhi
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| How To Catch/Kill a LION |
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| Newton 's Method Let, the lion catch you. For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. Implies you caught lion. Einstein Method Run in the direction opposite to that of the lion. Due to higher relative velocity, the lion will also run faster and will get tired soon. Now you can trap it easily. Software Engineer Method Catch a cat ...
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| Naina | 23:52 | 7/Aug/2008 |
| Friends: (560)
| City: Mumbai
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| Serving it up!- my khayaali-pulaav! |
| Sometimes I am full of disgust for myself. Look at me!- I am able-bodied, educated, financially well off and with a lot of spare time on my hand. So what do I do about it? Nothing! Absolutely nothing! Except of course cook some nice "khayaali-pulaav" on and off in my spare time.Ok, what can I do? Exercise? I can try to burn off that flab that I hav...
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| Sameera Nandi | 18:02 | 11/Aug/2008 |
| Friends: (527)
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| Back to college |
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| Those who follow my posts have pointed out that I missed out a post last Monday. I have had this record of posting from Monday to Monday. But, of late I have been busy. Not “busy” in a work kind of boring way. I have been “good” busy. Those who I’m in touch with know what I am talking about. About time I appraised you all with what is happening in ...
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| vijayaram reddy | 14:52 | 11/Aug/2008 |
| Friends: (740)
| City: Bangalore
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| సరిగ్ĵ 5;ా చూడు ప్రాణ రహిత జీవాలĺ 9;లా తిరుగĹ 7;తోంది - ఈ ప్రజా గుం...
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| Shalini K | 01:07 | 24/Jul/2008 |
| Friends: (266)
| City: Singapore
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| Taboo words |
| Yesterday morning I overheard my 6 year old son say "Stupid" and immediately my 4 year old daughter said in an almost threatening tone "Ho-ho, you said a bad word. I am going to tell Amma." Yes, "stupid" is a taboo word in my home. Call me "stupid" but I believe that the word is one of the most demoralisng words that can be used on another person ...
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| Ramya | 14:18 | 7/Jul/2008 |
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| ***Friends Forever***We met online, had a good time,chatted again and became good friends.Time went on and we"re still hereand i truly belive you"re someone dear!Here"s something I"d like to share with u,for all of your love and kindness too.it a symbol of the friendship we share together,...
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| Mira Iyer | 22:11 | 3/Aug/2008 |
| Friends: (198)
| City: Boston
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| Waiting for you |
| Let me first give a small intro about this work.At the age of 25 I have already come across multiple extra marital relationships...friends,friends of friends. What could be the root cause of all this?Unhappy marriages? The after effect of an ill-fit "arranged" marriage?Or that people just get plain bored with their boring old lives and want some fu...
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| leena | 18:21 | 12/Jul/2008 |
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| CLASSIFY YOURSELF |
| A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day.A small rabbit saw the crow, and asked him, "Can I also sit like you and do nothing all day long?" The crow answered: " Sure, why not." So, the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow, and rested. All of a sudden, a fox appeared, jumped on the rabbit and ate it. Management Lesson: To be sitting a...
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| Charu Govil | 18:34 | 5/Aug/2008 |
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| I AM BACK |
| Hi! Thanks for all the messages posted in the last week. The reason of my absence from blogging since last 10 days has been that I am in India (Delhi) now, and I got access to internet only today after a week's haul to set back the connection and home, which was closed for a year. It is nice to be back home, a sense of relaxation and fun meeting f...
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| Talking silence | 13:31 | 14/Aug/2008 |
| Friends: (26)
| City: In my world
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| Interesring |
| INTERESTING AND INFORMATIVE As I'm in the middle of something, I can hardly make some time for myself & blogs. So thought about sharing some interesting and informative facts with you all. Hope everyone & everything is fine out there. If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on your right side. If you are left handed, you wi...
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| Maushmi Gupta | 15:38 | 22/Jul/2008 |
| Friends: (22)
| City: Nagpur
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| Trade-off |
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| When you have begun to reorganize and share,then you will have to get ready to trade-off.That means that you will have to decide what u will give up in order to keep what you've got. A minister who played golf told his wife how important it was.He said,"It,s good for my work.I meet important men and wome in golf course."But one day as he was headin...
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| asha | 16:05 | 23/Jun/2008 |
| Friends: (50)
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| journey of life |
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| hi friends! around 4 years ago,i was suffering through a chronic disease n after a long treatment of about 2 years, i gained health. why me? when something bad happens,we often think the sitution is unfair.yet if we were 2 really look at life, realizing ...... we have done nothing2 deserve it,yet he still chose us.next time somet...
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| praveen sharma | 15:26 | 19/Aug/2008 |
| Friends: (944)
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